PMS
Sunday, January 27th, 2008 | Blog
Did you know that close to 14% of women between the ages of 20 and 35 become so affected by PMS that they have to stay at home?
I’m sitting at work, feeling my mood fall and rise and twist and turn like an overzealous salsa dancer. Hormones… they’re running in excess around my body today. Sometimes I’m thinking that I want to write a long rambling post about my life… something I haven’t done for the past two years… and other times, I want to delete this entire sordid disemboguement. And then I think maybe I should go out and and have a hard black coffee with blueberry cheesecake.
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But for the record, PMS is real. It’s not just something that the Women’s Super Secret Underground Organization of Super Secret Stuff (that all guys suspect is there but none can prove) fabricated so as to justify a sudden feminine urge to scream, cry, grumble maliciously and eat two gallons of rocky road (note : ^.^ yum!!).
Apart from the PMS thing, I am fairly content with my life and don’t have anything important to complain about as of now.
I suppose that makes me the weirdest girl on the Maldivian blogosphere =(
8 Comments to PMS
where do I cast my vote? 
PMS scares the shit out of me sometimes you know? And yes I do suspect you people have some sort of secret organization….I’ll get you yet! Hehe just kidding.
kaiza shozeyJanuary 28, 2008
not the weirdest but close enough. wont have it any other way either
IyaJanuary 29, 2008
PMS is real, i know. i like women when they are PMSing. makes them more interesting.
rock on.
aeshaJanuary 31, 2008
i find you completely normal! except on friday mornings wen u call me to wake me up!
ThomFebruary 29, 2008
heart goes out to you… check out my post on the same thing 
aryphApril 1, 2008
hey . .. i got the invitation to be a visitor in one of them meetings. . .and u say the organization aint real?
ConspiratorFebruary 7, 2009
PMS doesn’t exist. It’s a conspiracy by the Women’s Super Secret Underground Organization of Super Secret Stuff and sponsored by ice cream vendors.
readerMay 4, 2009
A non-woman wouldn’t know.
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